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Chelsea: Jose Mourinho bring his signature scent to the masses

by | 8th, October 2013


SMELL that? Jose Mourinho does. The Chelsea manager says he can smell various phases of football matches including when a goal is about to be scored. Says Jose of Chelsea’s left-it-late win over Norwich City:

“During the game I am not nervous. I have feelings. I smell things, and when that easy (open) goal was missed (by Demba Ba), I had a smell that they would score a goal. We could have won or lost it at 1-1 because we, at that moment, didn’t want a point. We are trying to be top, so we tried to win it.”

Do you, like us, detect the grassy smell of GOAL!, the signature scent of the Premier League’s top strikers? As the ball hits the net, sensors are triggered that mist the stadium in the smell of fresh-minted bank notes, warm socks and champagne. The away fans get a waft of police horse manure and train carriage toilet. So much for goal line technology and trusting your eyes. It’s the smell that decides if the ball has gone in or not.

And, then, there is Mourinho himself, a man surely in need of a signature scene.  Special   1 for him is an iconic mysterious magic, layering notes of cardamom, sandlewood, hamper and overcoat on the skin. Make Special part of your morning ritual with Special 2 (toner) and Special 3 (a moisturiser and hand cream). For man and women. For kids and OAPs. For anyone who can read the usage notes and

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