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Want to listen to weird 999 calls? Why didn’t you say so?

by | 11th, October 2013

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999 is not a number to be trifled with. If you use the number to horse around, chances are, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T GET THROUGH.

Possibly.

Either way, the London Fire Brigade have decided to shame some simpletons who haven’t quite grasped what the number is for. One lady called the Fire Brigade because she threw a glass of water at fighting dogs, but forgot her false teeth were in the glass. Number of fires in that incident 0.

Another call concerned a phone that fell into a toilet. Fire fighters needed for that situation 0.

Another thundering berk called the control room about a spider crawling across a pillow when she could’ve just battered it with a saucepan and be done with

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