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Shreddies: The Men Knickers That Filter Your Bottom Burps

by | 21st, October 2013

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LEICESTERSHIRE’S Shreddies Ltd. brings us knickers and pants that filter your farts.

The thin and flexible cloth, which contains Zorflex® — the same activated carbon material used in chemical warfare suits — is reactivated simply by washing the pants. Shreddies say through extensive testing the carbon cloth could filter odors 200 times the strength of the average flatus emission.

We’re taking ‘white-van kebab and lager’. The ’11’ of flatulence.

Says the voice of Shreddies

Although Shreddies has got cheeky with the new campaign, to many people they still remain very much a healthcare product and have helped so many cope with conditions such as IBS, Crohn’s and food intolerances. But the bottom line is that Shreddies are for everyone, after all, it’s something we all do.

Flatulence seriously affects millions of people every day and since 2008 Shreddies has been helping those affected increase their quality of life. We have found the answer to help alleviate the most obvious symptom of flatulence…the odors.

Sadly, the knickers do not come as sensible Y-fronts. You can always trust a man in Y-fronts, moreover one who tucks his vest smartly inside the waistband. Not farts escaped in the days of Empire. They never heard nor smelt the British coming…

Spotter: Ny Daily News 

 



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