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LMFHO: Facebook Arousal Software Legitimately Executes People Enjoying Beheading Videos

by | 22nd, October 2013

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ON Facebook you can now watch videos of Kenneth Bigley, Eugene Armstrong and Jack Hensley being beheaded.

The one problem is that you must be 13 or older to view them. Only then will you be able to understand that the beheadings are not sensationalist and gory but presented in a way that will “condemn” rather than celebrate the acts. This way you will learn that beheading a man is wrong.

We look forward to Facebook allowing videos of other human interactions, such as rape, child abuse (over 13s only) and anything else that shows the Facebookers how awful some things are. It will be community building.

And it will be safe. Thanks to Facebook Arousal Software, anyone found to be enjoying these educational spectacles will be shot dead on camera and the video uploaded onto the site’s Terms & Conditions section.

PS: Facebook still states:

You will not post content or take any action on Facebook that infringes or violates someone else’s rights or otherwise violates the law.

Not that Bigley’s complaining. LMFHO.



Posted: 22nd, October 2013 | In: Technology Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink