Kanye West Proposes To Kim Kardashian With A Teddy Bear Tied To An Orchestra
KIM Karadashian and Kanye West are engaged to be engaged in a TV and internet multimedia spectacular leading to a low-key wedding. Before the mountain top can be hired and Prince Harry booked to serve the rings on Prince George’s plumped rump, here’s the proposal. It adheres to Anorak’s Teddy Bear Holding A Heart-Shaped Balloon Rule: the boyfriend who makes a big show of his love is not reassuring you; he’s reassuring himself.
This is Kanye who broke the news of his wife’s womb carrying an embryonic project by yelling at a crowd of strangers: “Can we make some noise for my baby mama right quick!”
So long as the marriage has the right cast and an audience in the thousands, it can’t fail. Unless it does and Kim Kardashian has to marry someone else whose name begins with a K (a marriage of Kris Humphries lasted as long as the TV credit rolled). In which case, it will be the kind of komeback Kevin the Gerbil has been hoping for: