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Princess Diana Dresses As Virgin Mary To Become Kate’s Nutritionist

by | 30th, October 2013

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AFTER the epic front-page screamer, the news of how Princess Diana’s ghost told Kate Middleton: “You’re too thin!”

Peter Dyke stares into his crystal balls:

PRINCESS Diana is guiding the Duchess of Cambridge from beyond the grave, the late royal’s former spiritual counsellor says.

 She’s dead?

Psychic healer Simone Simmons says Di is warning Princess Kate she is “too skinny”.

She’s dead and she’s returned to haunt Kate Middleton as a bitchy ghost?

Simone said:

“Diana’s been worried about Kate’s weight loss since she had the baby and wants her to start eating properly. She warned that Kate’s too skinny. And she’s told her: ‘A little bit of what you fancy does you good.’ She is concerned Kate should not feel pressured by other people and is happy in her own skin. Diana’s been worried about Kate’s weight loss since she had the baby and wants her to start eating properly”

Can’t Diana just keep piling food on Kate’s plater, you know, whenever she turns her head add a roast potato or extra spoonful of baked caviar? And should Kate be concerned that the older Princess wants her to bulk up? Is Di the green-eyed monster?

Simone has told how during one recent appearance in her flat, ghostly Diana was dressed in a peacock blue, shimmery dress with flat, metallic, greeny-blue sandals.

Diana’s dressed in a blue dress and sandals? Holy, Mary, Mother of god. She’s soooo off-trend:

“Kate will get lots of dresses and shoes free. Diana would tell her: ‘They are using you like they used me.’”

Said the psychic to the tabloid…



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