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TV Stripper Tells Of Magical Nights In Ashley Cole’s Chelsea-Themed Vomitorium

by | 3rd, November 2013

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IT turns out that the way to seduce Ashley Cole is not offer him a deal for a lucrative marriage nor  write ‘puke here on your face but to compliment his feet.

Roxanne Jeffers says she pulled the Chelsea FC defender by sayiong she liked his feet. Cole had posted a picture of his feet on the web. The Daily Mail reports: “The model got in touch with Ashley when she commented on how ‘cute’ his feet were after he posted a snap of them on Instagram.  The Chelsea and England defender was so flattered he invited the 24-year-old beauty to the £3.5million home he once shared with Cheryl.”

That’s how much Ashley likes his feet.

Roxanne adds: “I can totally see why Cheryl fell for him.”

She fell to get closer to those feet. To die for. Swoon.

She adds: “When we were together he made me feel really special. He acted like a boyfriend in every way wanting to cuddle up on the sofa and watch movies, wrapping his legs around me.”

Acted like a boyfriend in every way, like not putting the loo seat down, wazzing in the sink, cheating on you with a hairdresser, picking his nose in bed…? Like you, of course, we recall the words of a source giving us an insight into Cole’s love affair with his now former wife Cheryl: “Ash gets her midnight snacks of toast. When she wants tea, Ash jumps up to make it. She likes smoking in the bath, so he’ll bring her an ashtray. [Ashley] does her ironing”.

Ashley is a mensch. When he’s not frotting the ironing board, allegedly, he’s a real gent.

Roxanne adds: “The house is amazing full of ­chandeliers with a swimming pool and  a lake. [He has lakr in the house? Not a leak in the upstairs toilet. A lake. A f***ing lake, most likely made of vomit. But an indoor lake in Surrey is an indoor lake in Surrey. Impressive. ] He showed me around and told me he was building a golf course

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