French Mutant Hero Killer Rats Invade House Of Commons
DATELINE: Wednesday November 6, 2013…. French Killer Rats Invade the UK.
Nation gripped by panic.
Russia offers to send over mutant killer cats “to help”.
Dateline: November 6, 2013…. Mutant French Killer Rats “Target Our MPs”.
Chief Inspector stops gnawing on Austin Mitchell’s bicycle long enough to assure everyone that threat has been contained.