Kardashian Kake: Kris Jenner Ices Her Face
KARDASHIAN momager Kris Jenner’s birthday cake featured an iced likeness of her face and hair. A single candle on either side bathed the face in a forgiving light whilst drawing out wax from her inner ears.
Kris celebrated her 58th birthday at a fancy Los Angeles restaurant in the company of her nearest and dearest (air-brusher, make-upologist, lighting technicians etc.) and her projects (kids).
Kris gazed upon her iced face and on only the 19th take nailed the gag: “Now that’s a beautiful cake.”
Anorak was lucky enough to arrive for the great slicing, in which a team of ‘gateaux surgeons’ from Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck Cakeorama set about the face with scalpels and antiseptic wipes. Guests were given wafer-thin pieces of the uppermost layer of face to wash down with a sip of wine before the hard-faced effigy was was placed in the deep freeze.
The cake was dry.