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Miley Cyrus Smokes A Joint On Stage For The Oral Thrush

by | 11th, November 2013

MILEY Cyrus is entertaining, in much the same way that someone else’s child having a meltdown in the restaurant is interesting. At the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam, Miley was spanked by a dwarf, wore two dead rappers on her buttocks (pictures but, you know, if it gets attention ,dig ’em up), twerked, accepted a Best Video award for Wrecking Ball and broadcast a naked shower selfie.

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Everything Miley does is newsworthy. Take this from songwriter Sufjan Stevens on Cyrus’ song Get It Right :

“One particular line causes concern. I been laying in this bed all night long.’ Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING. [That’s] an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object.”

Sheesh. She’s a rebel alright (or is that all right?). As she accepted her gong in The Dam, Miley pulled what looked a lot like a joint from her purse and lit it.

Like you, we too wondered that the Daily Mail’s Dr Uchenna Okoye would say about this. The medic had looked at Miley’s lolling tongue and noted:

“A thin coating is normal but a thick white coating could indicate candidiasis or oral thrush.”

‘Andy the Oracle, Sunny ville, United Kingdom’, told Mail readers: “I think she has thrush on her STUPID tongue, dogs hang their tongue out when they are overheating too, maybe she is ill?”

Maybe the smokes can help her condition? Or maybe Miley’s smoking weed for some other medical malady. A huge foam finger might salve the thrush but weed can help with diabetes, glaucoma, brain cancer and more things the Mail can debate. Because until’s we’ve fully analysed every one of Miley’s body parts, we will not rest:



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