Sexist Husband Left Bomb For Wife On Kitchen Counter
MAYBE letting men into the kitchen was not such a great idea. To Florida, where Randolph Troy Smith has left a ‘bomb’ on his estranged wife’s kitchen counter.
It looks nothing like a bomb, which we all know to look like this:
The ‘bomb’ was a grey high tension fuse jack. Lest Mrs Smith not realise it was a bomb, her former Mr Right penned an accompanying note: “This is a explosive. It’s a bomb. Boom.”
Mr Smith appears to be a tad patronising, doubting that Mrs Smith knows what an “explosive: is, then wondering if she knows what a “bomb” does, before talking to her as a primary school teacher would to a child by a adding a noisy “boom”. If Mrs Smith needs anyone in her corner to establish that her soon-to-be-former hubby is a chauvinist, we’re there for her.
And we can wait in line. Because the police have charged Randolph with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon (which, erm wasn’t), planting a hoax bomb and resisting arrest without violence (how hard can you resist without being violent?).
On a positive note, Randolph need no longer look for his own place because the state has supplied him with bed and board at the Indian River County Jail.