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London Hipperdrome Wants Dwarf Doormen For New Tiny Entrance

by | 20th, November 2013

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ARE you an angry dwarf who enjoys to look down on people? If you answered ‘yes’ and ‘yes’, then the Hippodrome Casino in London wants you. The venue is looking for door dwarfs. An advert says:

“The Hippodrome is seeking to create a team of Britain’s smallest bouncers – Door Dwarfs – for its new entrance in Cranbourn Street, Leicester Square. Duties include door control and customer relations. We welcome applications from those under 4ft 10 inches.”

Hippodrome Casino Door Dwarfs

 

How big is the entrance? And is it that small to allow only true celebrtities to pass through, it being a fact that everyone on the telly is tiny?

 

peter stringfellow dwarf

 

Says Hippodrome Casino owner Simon Thomas: “We wanted to add some extra spectacle to Leicester Square. The Hippodrome is a building with a rich tradition of theatrical innovation with a history of dwarf acts appearing here. It fits perfectly with the way we do things here – differently, with a lot of fun involved, and we think they will be very effective on the door.”

Got to keep the wrong sort of dwarfs out some how.

 

ramsay-sex-dwarf

 

And if look like a cross between Gordon Ramsay and an Ewok, so much the better.



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