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Heroic School Officials Suspend 10-Year Old For Firing An Imaginary Bow And Arrow

by | 9th, December 2013

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TO Georgia, USA, where quick-acting school officials have suspended a 10-year old with an imaginary bow and arrow, saving his classmates from imaginary massacre. Previously, we spotted the schoolboy busted for aiming an Hello Kitty gun at a classmate and shouting “BANG!”.

Now Megyn Kelly reports on South Eastern Middle School fifth grader busted for pretending he was in the Hunger Games:

The Rutherford Institute, which is defending Johnny Jones, says he was told he violated the school’s zero tolerance policy on weapons. They’re working to get the suspension reversed and lifted from his permanent record.

On Friday night’s The Kelly File, defense attorney Jonna Spilbor reacted to the ordeal. “Here’s how ridiculous it is. If we’re going to punish this poor kid for pretending to shoot a bow and arrow, let’s ticket his parents for parking their unicorn in a fire zone.

You can only do that if they’re pretending they’re riding a unicorn. D’uh. Everyone knows unicorns are make-believe. Mrs Jones, the lad’s mother, has arrived in a police car,  blaring “wah-wah-wah-woop-woop” and flashing  her compact that clearly states “FBI” in the bronzer. She questions the RI:

 

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