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25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunn’s Bush)

by | 9th, December 2013

MALE fashion is is often a cause for hilarity . But in the 1960s and 1970s, men’s fashion was serious business, no more so than in the slacks game.

 

This dude’s Dracon Slacks are “pressed for life”. You can nibble them or do your darndest to create a ‘crotchctent’ but nothing shifts the seems. Neville, of course, is a homosexual. But in the 1950s, no-one knew they existed.

 

dacron

 

The “game is Broomsticks or as you might team it “gang bang”. We’ll see more of this brand of Slacks later.

 

broomsticks ad

 

 

Cotler’s Baggies are as windswept and serious as his Jed’s hair, which billows even without the bike moving. Mary is blind.

cotler's

 

 

Go hunting in Impala Slacks . Stephen’s slacks have fallen out with his shoes. Maude has noticed that his sock’s don’t match. It amuses her. His mum always used to dress him.

impala slacks

 

 

The Cricketer Suit to shine your rock-hard leather balls on. He’s knocking the babe’s for six.

coun tryman suits

 

 

 

University Row , as in argument, of ehich there will be none becsue ever pai rof slacks comes with a cage for the little lady. One sniff your slacks and she’ goes wild.

university row

 

 

Angels Flight “Always look a winner” as you pull all the headless women  at the disco. See how they run (to you).

 

angels right

 

 

 

“If you don’t want to play our way take off your pants and go home.

 

broomsticks 9

 

 

Is he holding a small banana?

 

broomsticks 6

 

Pete has BVD. That’s Big Vest Diorder.

bvd

 

 

Sue is laughing at Danny. He doesn’t know  it yet. The bag that goes no nicely with his Botany 500 suit contains a bomb. “Next time pack your own f***ing bag your body bag,” thinks Sue.

 

botany 500

 

 

You see. Not a single arousal ever. These seams are tighter than  gnat’s chuff. You can be a leech and the poor, creeping, crawling dames will never know ho thrilled you are.

 

broomsticks 4

 

 

With Wrights you can go to any island any island and pull the native girls. The native guys are impressed with your funky strides not made from grass.

wright slacks

 

 

Todd is standing up in his Tads . The women are so vapid they actually float.

tads

 

 

Brick Mason was just some why, retiring  lad, shunned by girls before he discovered Male Scrubbed Jeans Casual sLAcks. Now Brick is more of a man, playing the filed like a rampant Bull at an al fresco game of stud poker.

 

male denim

 

 

 

Jill

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