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25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunn’s Bush)

by | 9th, December 2013

MALE fashion is is often a cause for hilarity. But in the 1960s and 1970s, men’s fashion was serious business, no more so than in the slacks game.

 

This dude’s Dracon Slacks are “pressed for life”. You can nibble them or do your darndest to create a ‘crotchctent’ but nothing shifts the seems. Neville, of course, is a homosexual. But in the 1950s, no-one knew they existed.

 

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The “game is Broomsticks” or as you might team it “gang bang”. We’ll see more of this brand of Slacks later.

 

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Cotler’s Baggies are as windswept and serious as his Jed’s hair, which billows even without the bike moving. Mary is blind.

cotlers 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Go hunting in Impala Slacks. Stephen’s slacks have fallen out with his shoes. Maude has noticed that his sock’s don’t match. It amuses her. His mum always used to dress him.

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The Cricketer Suit to shine your rock-hard leather balls on. He’s knocking the babe’s for six.

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University Row, as in argument, of ehich there will be none becsue ever pai rof slacks comes with a cage for the little lady. One sniff your slacks and she’ goes wild.

university row 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Angels Flight – “Always look a winner” as you pull all the headless women  at the disco. See how they run (to you).

 

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“If you don’t want to play our way take off your pants and go home.

 

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Is he holding a small banana?

 

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Pete has BVD. That’s Big Vest Diorder.

bvd 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Sue is laughing at Danny. He doesn’t know  it yet. The bag that goes no nicely with his Botany 500 suit contains a bomb. “Next time pack your own f***ing bag – your body bag,” thinks Sue.

 

botany 500 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

You see. Not a single arousal ever. These seams are tighter than  gnat’s chuff. You can be a leech and the poor, creeping, crawling dames will never know ho thrilled you are.

 

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With Wrights you can go to any island – any island – and pull the native girls. The native guys are impressed with your funky strides not made from grass.

wright slacks 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Todd is standing up in his Tads. The women are so vapid they actually float.

tads 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Brick Mason was just some why, retiring  lad, shunned by girls before he discovered Male Scrubbed Jeans Casual sLAcks. Now Brick is more of a man, playing the filed like a rampant Bull at an al fresco game of stud poker.

 

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Jill likes Dan. Julie likes Steve. Amanda likes Dan, Julie and Steve. Steve likes Dan. Dan likes the girl behind the camera. They all love Campus.

 

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Jane is looking and wait6ing. But nothing. Nada. She is keeping her options open, wisely.

 

campus 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

In his Jockey Slacks, he’s a player. the game is ‘Find My Fingers”.

 

jockey 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

Inserted because… Well, do we need a reason?

nunn bush 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Jaymar slacks had the lot: Big Loops, Side Buckle, FRONT Buckle and Extension Waistband. The tie is the model’s own.

jaymar slacks 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

The perfect darts attire. Neve be stuck for the right darts-in-the-pib look again.

cricketer 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

With Canton Slacks, the women will want to hide.

canton denims 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

Five hours she sat there as the cameraman filmed, never suspecting that he was made from wood.

broomsticks 3 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

T-Bells were made from bras for men who like “crotch ties”.

t bells 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

 

Poor Lisa. Sally got off lightly.

 

broomsticks 25 Epic Slacks Adverts (And The Nunns Bush)

 

 

Trailblazer. Subtle. Too subtle. What can it all mean? Is the tennis player a ghost of her previous lover?

 

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