TO Córdoba, Spain, where the local lovely has been arrested for beating up her soon-to-be ex-husband and biting off bis testicles.

At Córdoba’s Criminal Court, the prosecutor says: “She tried to stick her fingers in his eyes and kicked him in the head, chest and back. She then smashed him over head with an ashtray. Then she put a rope round his neck, tightened it sharply and bit his ears and testicles. She then ripped out several prosthetic teeth from the man’s mouth.”

But would he let go of the remote control? Well, would he!