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Santa Claus Crucified In Texas

by | 20th, December 2013

TO Corpus Christi, Texas, where Santa Claus has been crucified by homeowner Aaron Olivares and renamed ‘SLAYER’ (geddit?) . He says: “It’s December, it’s Christmas time. It is just a Christmas ornament.”
Maybe the pressure to have fun at Christmas got to Santa. Was is suicide? Did he just want to en it all, fed up and depressed at having to be jovial on demand?
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Aaron adds: “The crown of

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