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How To Cook Nigella’s Goose: The Grillo Sisters’ Recipe For Revenge (Cold Cuts)

by | 24th, December 2013



WANT to know about the “REAL” Nigella Lawson? The Grillo sisters are here to stick the knife into Nigella’s voluptuous moist goose.*

RYAN PARRY, EMMA FOSTER and JAMES BEAL (three journalists in capital letters) tells us that “DOMESTIC Goddess Nigella Lawson took a string of shortcuts at Christmas despite her image as the perfect festive hostess.”

The Grillo sisters and what about that name for an Italian lean, mean grilling machine, readers?  are “ex-servants Francesca Grillo and sister Elisabetta”.

Servants? Surely, super-indulged helpers aka “kitchen confidantes” on salaries of £25,000 and £28,000 per annum, plus housing and an alleged £685,000 in asserted extras. Paul Burrell, eat yer heart out.




Elisabetta’s brief told the court Nigella authorised their spending “in return for the tacit understanding that it would remain behind closed doors as to how she was incurring a substantial amount of personal expenditure on drug use..It was not her expenditure that was the concern it was what she was spending it on. The tacit understanding was that they would not shop her to her husband or the authorities.”




Nigella’s brief claimed that was balls. But the judge found the sisters not guilty of fraud. They are innocent of all any any illegality.

So. Now the Grillo Girls are her to flay the TV chef, to delve deep into her inner workings and give her a sound stuffing.

Francesca said: “Christmas wasn’t as perfect as on her cooking show. I never saw her make a mince pie or Yule log at home. She might have made a pudding once.”

They never saw her take drugs either, allegedly, but this news of her not making a single Yule Log at home is damning. We gobble it up greedily, the juice oozing down our

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