Is Nothing Safe: Man Humps Shop Window
IS nothing safe? To Seattle where it is alleged that King County that Lydell Coleman approached the Sub Shop at Westwood Village Shopping Center, dropped his pants and humped the “presumably cold” window.
The court papers say: “Colman arrived at the shop at 9:30pm and started tugging on the locked door.”
A witness ads that the tugging was just the start: “At the glass window, Coleman was observed making sexual motions on the glass window that were described as ‘humping’ and rubbing his genitals against the window.”
Coleman has been charged with indecent exposure.
The rest of you should avoid the meatballs and cheese stick…