Princeton Student Kiki Lin Screws Her Eponymous Cat Into A Jar
THE Mary Bale Fan Club welcomes Taiwanese-born Princeton student Kiki Lin who stuffed her cat – also called Kiki Lin – into a jar before closing the lid. This was not a magic trick. This was not an existential experiment, nor one in the eye for Erwin Schrödinger. This was punishment for the cat’s alleged naughtiness.
Lin then took photos of her cat in the jar and posted them on the web.
People saw it and reported her. Lin has been charged with violations against the Animal Protection Law by the Taichung District Prosecutor’s office.
But Lin says it was all a part of an experiment to find a suitable way to carry a cat to a picnic. Cats fidget in bags, although, if you’re patient, not so much in the plastic ones. And pea-green boats are expensive.
Says Lin “I love her so much, and I was just testing out the most convenient method of taking her out. And I only did it once.”
To her accusers, she says: “I only have three words for them: HA HA HA.”