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Waiter: There’s A Fox In My Chinese Ass

by | 2nd, January 2014

PA 8067692 Waiter: Theres A Fox In My Chinese Ass

NEWS is that your packet of Wal-Mart donkey meat contains other meats.  The Five Spice donkey meat sold in Wal-Mart’s China stores has been found by the Shandong Food and Drug Administration to contain fox.

Greg Foran (99% human meat), the chief executive of Wal-Mart’s Chinese operations, explains: “It is a deep lesson (for us) that we need to continue to increase investment in supplier management.”

You wonder how a fox could have ended up in the donkey blender? It’s pretty hard to mistake a donkey for a fox, and vice versa. But fox’s are sly and just as a wolf can wear a sheep’s clothes or disguise itself as your granny (check meat for traces of Fabreze and used tissues), a fox might look doleful.

Can you trust any animals to be what it says it is?

Photo: Palestinian men tape a donkey in order to paint it to look like a zebra ahead of the Eid al-Adha festival, at the Marah Land Zoo in eastern Gaza City, Wednesday, Nov. 25, 2009. The zoo cannot afford to buy a zebra which can be very expensive to buy .

 



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