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Smell Like I Sound: Top Ten Lyrical Low Points of the 1980s

by | 4th, January 2014

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Smell Like I Sound: Top Ten Lyrical Low Points of the 1980s 

 

10. “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran

Smell like I sound.  I’m lost in a crowd

BEG PARDON?  What does that even mean to smell like you sound? No offense to Duran Duran; it’s a great song, and let me say right off the bat that I happen to enjoy most songs on this list. That being said, each one has moments of lyrical awfulness that will have you asking the Age Old Question: “Wait what did I just hear?”  Granted, 1980s musicians weren’t exactly known for their clever and profound wordsmithing, and regrettable lyrics are easily forgiven within the context of a snappy 80s melody; however, that doesn’t mean they don’t deserve a little good-natured ribbing on occasion. So, let the ribbing commence…

 

9. “Walk Like an Egyptian” by The Bangles

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“All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian”

Okay, I get it.  It’s a silly pop song, not Bob Dylan.  So, I suppose it deserves a free pass… until it reaches the end, where the weight upon my psyche becomes too much to handle.  The whole thing is just so senseless and sugary sweet that by the last verse, I’m entering a diabetic coma.

 

8. “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham!

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“You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day”

How does one choose a single lyric in a song like this? It’s an embarrassment of riches.  Yet, when the chips are down I can overlook the “jitterbug” tomfoolery, but can’t let the insane Doris Day reference slide.  This lyric literally “put the boom boom into my heart”.

 

7. “The Power of Love” by Huey Lewis and the News

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“Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl’s dream
Make a bad one good, make a wrong one right
Power of love that keeps you home at night”

Admittedly, I didn’t pick up on the graphic sexual allusion when I first watched Back to the Future It wasn’t until the song was played on the radio a few million times that I noticed the bit about a “bad girl’s dream.”  Indeed, this four lined stanza ranks among the worst lyrics uttered since Richard Harris sang about his rain soaked cake.

 

6.  “The Look of Love” by ABC

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“Who got the look? I don’t know the answer to that question
Where’s the look? If I knew I would tell you”

When’s the look?  For the love of God, I don’t know.
Why the look? I swear I will kill you in cold blood if you ask again.
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