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Big Foot Is Neither Jew Nor Muslim: Texas Monster Lured To Death By Pork Ribs

by | 6th, January 2014

BIG Foot is…dead. He’s curled up his big toes and croaked. Big Foot was shot dead, some say murdered, by Rick Dyer. It turns out that Big Foot was partial to WalMart pork ribs all the non-kosher monsters love ’em. Dyer tells us: “Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans .  It is the real deal. It’s Bigfoot and Bigfoot’s here, and I shot it and now I’m proving it to the world.”

 

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In  2008 , Dyer nabbed Bigfoot in a caper that took in a rubber suit.

Is he right? Is Big Foot dead in Texas?

Or is Big Foot living in…  North Muirton,

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