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Big Foot Is Neither Jew Nor Muslim: Texas Monster Lured To Death By Pork Ribs

by | 6th, January 2014

BIG Foot is…dead. He’s curled up his big toes and croaked. Big Foot was shot dead, some say murdered, by Rick Dyer. It turns out that Big Foot was partial to WalMart pork ribs – all the non-kosher monsters love ‘em. Dyer tells us: “Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body — from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans. It is the real deal. It’s Bigfoot and Bigfoot’s here, and I shot it and now I’m proving it to the world.”

 

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In 2008, Dyer nabbed Bigfoot in a caper that took in a rubber suit.

Is he right? Is Big Foot dead in Texas?

Or is Big Foot living in…  North Muirton, having been captured on camera by Community Council member Garry Mcteague?

 

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Was out with the dog this evening at the North Muirton wood at the back of Eriskay court. My dog that’s usually timid starting going mental. I spotted this before “it” ran off. I was crapping myself tbh but managed to grab a quick snap on my phone. It didn’t look much but when I got home and blew it up on the computer I spotted this. I’ve circled it in red so you know what I’m getting at. Anyone else seen/know what this is?

We’re not sure. But the sooner Scotland gets independence the better. The English can than build a big wall and keep the hairy monsters out.

PS – reactions to Garry’s sot have been brisk:

Denise Connolly: Its Garrys reflection !

Garry Mcteague: Thanks:(

Jacqui H Wallace: A big guy in a hoody Xx

Garry Mcteague *spitting my drink out with laughter *

Those Scoots laugh in the face of Big Foot. The Texans just panic and shoot.



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