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Morrissey Spotted Working In A Cheshire Abattoir?

by | 14th, January 2014

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THE Sunday Sport no longer boasts a pair of naked breasts on every page. It is a serious newspaper. Hard has it has been to fact-check the paper’s past news that a World War 2 bomber is on the moon, Martians have erected a statue of Elvis on the red planet and Gordon Ramsay’s smut-film dwarf has been found dead in a badger’s lair, we can see that Brian Ford of Crewe really does look like Morrissey. The resemblance is uncanny.

And it’s put us in the mood for meat. Now, if we can just locate R Lumb and Sons slaughterhouse… Not yet. Still looking…still looking…

 



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