Hey Hey! It’s The Razzies! Grown-Ups 2 Could Sweep The Board
TOO frequently, the world of entertainment is very willing to pat itself on the back and gush all over itself about just how wonderful it has been all year.
However, with the shade that is the grisly business of an industry awards ceremony, comes the light of someone simply blowing a raspberry at the whole thing and waggling their arses.
With that, just as awards season starts, comes the wonderful Razzies, to point out how awful Hollywood can really be.
And there’s some big names in the noms for the 2014 Razzies. Kim Kardashian, perhaps unsurprisingly, makes an appearance, but so does Oscar nomineee Naomi Watts. They’re both up for the same award. Will either of them have the backbone to style it out and actually attend and pick up their award?
Kardashian is up for Worst Supporting Actress at the 34th annual Golden Raspberry Awards, for her turn in Tyler Perry’s Temptation, going up against Lady Gaga, Salma Hayek, Katherine Heigl and Lindsay Lohan. Elsewhere, Lohan dukes it out with Watts, Halle Berry, Selena Gomez and Tyler Perry (who plays a woman in some dreck) in the Worst Actress category.
Watts has been chosen for her roles in both Diana and Movie 43, which is rather impressive, while LiLo is getting in the chops for her part in The Canyons, In-App-Propriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5.
Adam Sandler rightly makes an appearance for his part in Grown-Ups 2 which has a whopping eight nominations at the awards. That’s Worst Picture, Worst Sequel, Worst Screenplay and Worst Ensemble Cast as well as Sandler’s Worst Actor, co-star Taylor Lautner and Hayek nommed for Worst Supporting Actor and Actress respectively. And director Dennis Dugan completes the film’s eight nominations with a Worst Director.
Of course, Sandler is a Razzie veteran as, in 2011, his Jack and Jill movie (seriously woeful) made Razzie history by getting 10 awards (which including Worst Actor AND Worst Actress for Sandler).
And now, the full list of nominees for the 34th annual Razzie awards!
Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call
Selena Gomez: Getaway
Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lady Gaga: Machete Kills
Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2
Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perry’s Temptation
Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5
Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher: Jobs
Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith: After Earth
Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year
Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2
Will Smith: After Earth
Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2
WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2
Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth
Gore Verbinski: The Lone Ranger
WORST SCREEN COMBO
The Entire Cast of Grown-Ups, 2
The Entire Cast of Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth
After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith
Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy
The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso
A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry
Movie 43: Written by 19 complete buffoons