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What To Expect At The Brits 2014

by | 22nd, January 2014

 Piers Agget, DJ Locksmith, Amir Amor and Kesi Dryden of Rudimental arriving for the BRITS nominations, at ITV Studios, Southbank in London.


SO, The Brit Awards are due and London’s cocaine dealers are excitedly charging around like it’s Christmas morning. All the record industry, hangers-on, people off the telly and well connected interns will all get together for music’s work’s do, get absolutely leathered and expect us, the record buying prole-scum at home, to be nice to them on Twitter.

As if.

The best thing about The Brits isn’t watching bands play music on TV or seeing your favourite band win it is getting online and pouring as much scorn as humanly possible on these jumped-up dickheads with bad fringes and terrible waistcoats.

Of course, the funny thing about The Brits is that half of those in attendance especially dreary indie bands will have, at some point, complained about royalties being stolen from music and how artists are suffering, despite the fact that they appear ON OUR TELEVISIONS in lavish, grand surroundings, gobbling enough beak and arse to feed a third world country, wearing gowns that cost more than your annual wage.

Aside from these guffawing heart-bleeders, we will get to see some bands performing songs we like/hate.

At the ceremony, will be Pharrell Williams and he’ll hopefully be showing us all just how he managed to get away with singing on Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ and appear in that sexist video and get away with it. If not, we’ll just assume it’s because people can’t bring themselves to criticise those they fancy. Handsome people are allowed to be a bit sexist. Creepy uncle sorts are to be knock from pillar to post.

He’s said: “I always look forward to seeing the artists that come together on the BRITs stage. I’m so humbled by this opportunity

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