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The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round You’ll Ever Need

by | 29th, January 2014

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CUE the husky voice. Cue the thumping backtrack. Cue the man in combat fatigues shooting at melons. This is an advert for the Radically Invasive Projectile – The Last Round You’ll Ever Need. It is the RIP Cartridge.

The RIP bullet is not only handy pun that gives death’s tribute a twist or gut-mangling gorn, but it is “effective against”:

PLYWOOD

AUTOGLASS

 

Freeze muvverfukkers

Freeze muvverfukkers

 

SHEETROCK

CINDERBLOCK

SHEETMETAL

And…

MULTIPLE DENIM LAYERS

 

They never stood a chance

They never stood a chance

 

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