The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round You’ll Ever Need

CUE the husky voice. Cue the thumping backtrack. Cue the man in combat fatigues shooting at melons. This is an advert for the Radically Invasive Projectile – The Last Round You’ll Ever Need. It is the RIP Cartridge.

The RIP bullet is not only handy pun that gives death’s tribute a twist or gut-mangling gorn, but it is “effective against”:

PLYWOOD

AUTOGLASS

Freeze muvverfukkers

SHEETROCK

CINDERBLOCK

SHEETMETAL

And…

MULTIPLE DENIM LAYERS

They never stood a chance

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Posted: 29th, January 2014 | In: The Consumer Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink