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The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round You’ll Ever Need

by | 29th, January 2014

Screen shot 2014 01 29 at 10.29.36 The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round Youll Ever Need

 

CUE the husky voice. Cue the thumping backtrack. Cue the man in combat fatigues shooting at melons. This is an advert for the Radically Invasive Projectile - The Last Round You’ll Ever Need. It is the RIP Cartridge.

The RIP bullet is not only handy pun that gives death’s tribute a twist or gut-mangling gorn, but it is “effective against”:

PLYWOOD

AUTOGLASS

 

Autoglass The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round Youll Ever Need

Freeze muvverfukkers

 

SHEETROCK

CINDERBLOCK

SHEETMETAL

And…

MULTIPLE DENIM LAYERS

 

bullets The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round Youll Ever Need

They never stood a chance

 

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