The Radically Invasive Projectile (RIP): The Last Round You’ll Ever Need
CUE the husky voice. Cue the thumping backtrack. Cue the man in combat fatigues shooting at melons. This is an advert for the Radically Invasive Projectile – The Last Round You’ll Ever Need. It is the RIP Cartridge.
The RIP bullet is not only handy pun that gives death’s tribute a twist or gut-mangling gorn, but it is “effective against”:
MULTIPLE DENIM LAYERS
Comes with free thesaurus: