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Man Attempts Coitus With Shop Mannequin: Jordan Washing Hair

by | 3rd, February 2014

PA 6928724 Man Attempts Coitus With Shop Mannequin: Jordan Washing Hair

An employee of the David Goldsmith factory sandpapers the curves of a mannequin before applying a coat of paint in New York, July 7, 1942. David Goldsmith operates a factory which makes realistic window models of pretty girls for the display of clothing and hats. That in itself is not unusual, but when he places the nude figures in his show window for all the world to see, he invites the wrath of reformers and the curious stares of passersby. During the Lindbergh baby kidnapping case, he was almost arrested by policemen at the George Washington Bridge. They stopped his car and in a routine search uncovered the plaster model of a blonde-haired boy. One of them mistook the model for the Lindbergh baby and with a drawn gun collared Goldsmith. (AP Photo/Bob Wands)

IS Nothing Safe – issue 439c: a thief has been caught attempting coitus with a shop mannequin at a retail park in Brazil. The doll fancier was arrested when he returned to the mall, perhaps to see if he could arrange a second date before his big night out with Jordan.

(Of course, the latest mannequins looks more like actual women than many Page 3 versions of them.)

Shop manger Ricardo Carvalho tells a local newspaper: “If such an individual is capable of committing an act like this, imagine if he broke into a house, he could do the same with a helpless person.”

Especially one with no legs, no arms and who laughs at all his jokes:


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