Hear How Ice T Read The’Deep Nerd’ Dungeons & Dragons Audiobook
HOW do you follow Cop Killer and date night with the well upholstered Coco Austin? If you’re Ice-T you create an audiobook for Dungeons & Dragons.
In Ice T’s Final Level Podcast, the rapper tell how unprepared he was got the job.
“They didn’t tell me this was a motherfu**in’ Dungeons & Dragons book… [it's] some of the most crazy, deep, deep nerd shit.Motherfu**ers talk like Yoda. They were talking about ‘pegasuses’ and ‘pegasi.’ That’s horses with wings. This motherfu**er got a sword that talks to him… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist, and it comes with a map. My God.”
Such was the weirdness of it all that it took Ice-T three-and-a-half hours to read aloud 25 pages of the book. But it’s worthwhile:
“It’ll be a treat to watch me, with my South Central-educated ass, trying to read some Dungeons & Dragons shit… Considering the way music is right now, you’re better off listening to a book. Honestly, it’s more entertaining.”
Or reading one: