Ken Ham’s Creationists Get Their Questions Answered With Humour
ARE you a creationist? Matt Stopera at Buzzfeed invited creationists at a debate between Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy‘ and Creation Museum founder Ken Ham to write questions for those who believe in evolution. They would then pose for the cameras behind their questions. Answers were soon on their way.
No-one changes their views in these debates. They are all about shoring up your own prejudices. With the fish in the barrel, Beth Spencer of Lawyers, Guns, and Money aimed her harpoon:
Q: What mechanism has science discovered that evidences an increase of genetic information seen in any genetic mutation or evolutionary process?
Q: If we come from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?
Spencer: Because all this poo isn’t going to fling itself and creationists tire easily.
Q: Why do evolutionists/secularists/humanists/non-god-believing people reject the idea of their [sic] being a creator god but embrace the concept of intelligent design from aliens or other extra-terrestrial sources?
Spencer: They don’t. Next question.
Q: How can you look at the world and not believe someone created/thought of it? It’s amazing!
Spencer: No, perky lady, the word you’re looking for is “amazeballs.” Please re-write your sign.
Q: How do you explain the sunset if their [sic] is no god?
Spencer: If you get to credit god with sunsets, can I finally get everybody to admit that Satan created the raisin? I look at raisins and I am certain THERE IS NO GOD.
Q: Are you scared of a Divine Creator?
Spencer: Yes. John Waters is terrifying.
And a few you missed. ANd – no – they are not actors in parody nor agents booked by evolutionist to make creationist look mentally negligible:
Spotter: Martin Schneider