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Anti-news: Clooney Won’t Be Joining Twitter

by | 10th, February 2014


APART from sex scandals and tapping people’s phones, there’s little more the newspapers like doing than reporting on non-news. Now, that’s not to say they write about things that some might find uninteresting, but rather, stories about things that the stars won’t be doing.

So what’s the latest?

Well, there’s a story floating around about George Clooney who says he won’t be joining Twitter. Get that? He may also not shit a new leg out of his hole. He may also not insult a widow at her husband’s funeral. We may see wide reporting on how George Clooney won’t be having a cup of his own faeces.

However, this is Twitter, the media soup-of-the-day (see also: stories on ‘selfies’) and we must complete the story of why a man won’t be doing something.

Clooney said him and his pals won’t be joining the social networking platform:

“Just because, I like to have a drink at night, I could easily say something stupid, and I also don’t think you need

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