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Poo-Phoria: Huge Hairy Orgasmic Pooh Found In East Kilbride Sewer

by | 18th, February 2014

Pooh

 

THAT’S a huge pooh down the toilet in Scotland. It’s a massive Winnie the Pooh teddy found lurking in Scotland’s sewers last year. Other items found:

Fax machine
Bicycle
Snake

You can work the mind’s eye and work out how each item made it down there. The fax machine, once the go-ahead office tool, is redundant. The fax roll makes a handy emergency toilet paper substitute,  but the rest of the machine is merely its clunky dispenser. The bicycle you bought after the London Olympics never did bring health, vigour and sporting glory. It just gathered dust and the Lycra leggings made your paunch look like a prolapsed hernia.

The snake was in

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