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The Ukraine Will Be Saved By Tweets From Kasabian

by | 21st, February 2014


YOU will no doubt have seen the state of the Ukraine at the moment. Some of the images that have come from that corner of the world have been powerful, depressing, exciting and downright upsetting.

Kiev was ablaze and government snipers picked off Ukrainians at random and the whole bloody, gory thing was enough to make you hide under your bedsheets and cry forever.

However, we’ve been silly. We needn’t have worried one bit because, in the face of all that violence and adversity, a saviour was gliding into view.

Ladies and gentlefolk, war is over, if you want it… because Kasabian did a tweet.

That’s right! Kasabian’s Serge Pizzorno the one who looks like the product of a beefeater having had sex with a pack of value sausages sent some love through his smartphone toward the people of the Ukraine. Their fearful tears and despairing anger will now be replaced with great feelings of hope and peace, because some fella with a giant haircut dribbled something in 140-characters or less.

The hundreds dead… the hundreds wounded… they did not perish or suffer in vain.

Tweeting from the official Kasabian account, Pizzorno wrote: “Sending love

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