Sex Faces Of The Sochi Olympics – Ice Dance Section
THE Sochi Olympics is a haven of red-blooded, macho sports that massively secure heterosexual Valdimir Putin has checked for signs of gayness – sports like curling, bobsleigh and even the godless-sounding bi-athlon. The pity is that Putin was unable to get the reassuringly anti-gay-promoting Greco-Romann wrestling on ice sanctioned as an official Olympic event in time. He’ll have to make do with private shows at his private male-only close-combat and snooker club.
But we at Anorak have grown uneasy. Ever watchful for signs of corrupting sex, we’re minded to wonder what the ice-dancers are thinking of as they tear up the rink. Are their thoughts wholesome? Are ours? We’ve put together this test to see if you are of pure and clean thought. Putin calls it Men At Work For The Glorious Good Of All And Field Guidance On Appropriate Facial Contortions. We call it Sex Faces Of The Sochi Olympics.