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Five Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Stuffs A Thong In Her Mouth And Simulates Oral Sex On A Bill Clinton Impersonator

by | 21st, February 2014

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QUESTIONS everyone born in the 1990s is asking:

Why does Miley Cyrus, in her current show, “stuff a thong in her mouth and simulate oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator”?

Is it because:

a) Bill Clinton was unable to be there in person.

b) Who’s Bill Clinton?

c) Anything that stops her singing thong in the mouth; a foam finger up the nose; a Yorkshire terrier hanging from her throat etc. has to be a good idea.

d) John Prescott masks are hard to come by in the mid-West.

e)   Ann Althouse :

What I want to talk about here is a popular entertainer dragging this old story out of the shadows. Presumably, Miley Cyrus is either a liberal or would like to have the reputation as a liberal. She’s an entertainer. That’s the norm. I feel I need to presume that she and the people who design her shows do not want to undercut the public image as a properly leftish character not too political, perhaps, but safely and comfortably in bed with the good people.

apparently, some people are trying to help her position herself correctly, and now, in 2014, the chosen position is in front of Bill Clinton’s famously bent penis…
But what about Hillary? You’re making a show of disrespect  for Hillary . Maybe respect for marriage is another one of those red-state values Miley needs you

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