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The Worst Celebrity Statues, EVER!

by | 24th, February 2014

RECENTLY, you may have seen the terrible depiction of Kurt Cobain in statue form, in Aberdeen (the American one, not the Scottish one). The statue, below, features Cobain looking like a wino busker, crying.

Actually crying. Because Kurt was so sensitive. Maaaaaaaan .

Of course, most people’s memories of Kurt where a little more fun and energetic, rather than the maudlin monstrosity that is roundly being mocked by the whole internet .



Of course, Kurt Cobain isn’t the only famous person to get a statue of themselves. Crucially, he’s not the only famous person to have a UTTERLY DREADFUL statue cluttering up the world.

So with that, let us look at the most horrible celebrity statues ever!



Walter Johnson




Walter Johnson was not a disgusting baddie from the Silent Hill games, but rather, “Big Train” Johnson was one of the finest baseball players to ever grace the game. To capture his amazing bowling technique, the sculptor here, decided to… well… make a monster!



Princess Diana




England’s rose, is seems, is so serene and wonderful that, any attempts to recreate her will only end in disaster. Presumably, the sculptor behind this one couldn’t see what they were doing because they were too busy weeping.



Oscar Wilde



Well. What can you say about this ghoulish creation which is dedicated to Oscar Wilde? It looks like a monster made from pasta is rising up from a coffin,

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