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Can Kermit Make New York Muppets More British With Tea?

by | 3rd, March 2014

CAN Kermit makes New York muppets more British? Isn’t that what Lipton’s – makers of a really sweet, horrible tea – mean by making American “more tea? They mean more courteous, polite, civic minded, chivalrous and chilled.

That’s the British, right. Just no-one tell Lipton’s and the Yanks that the modern Briton lives by the motto Dipso, Fatso, Tesco, Asbo.

 

 

Dink the tea and turn from  Animal  (raw charisma, humour and rock music talent) to Kermit (company man, pig-seducer and signer of dirges).  Or maybe drink tea and turn itno Sir Thomas Lipton, the uber-rich tea magnet, pictured here on one of his  yachts in 1910.

 

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Tea – it’ll make you rich. Now that’s how to seduce the the New Yorkers to the brew…

 



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