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Anorak | Lydia The Flying Great White Shark Puts Cornwall On Summer Alert

Lydia The Flying Great White Shark Puts Cornwall On Summer Alert

by | 8th, March 2014

THE DAILY Star has chilling news: Lydia is coming to the UK. Lock up your flippers and stick a plug in the sink.

The tabloids work in cycles.

The first signs of the impending summer are, in order:

a) Great White Shark Spotted off Coast

b) Madeleine McCann spotted on land

c) Lucy from Brighton spotted on beach

d) Killer heatwave spotted in space

 

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News is that Lydia was tagged by scientists. She’s an Asbo shark. And she’s been recorded swimming in the mid Atlantic. Or as the Indy has it, flying:

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The Express & Echo , says:

Tracker shows Great White shark heading for the South West coast

How long do we have before Lydia invades? Does Richard

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