How To Seduce Kelly Brook with Dead Badgers, Otters And Weasels
KELLY Brook is engaged to be married.
We know this because she’s bought a ring balloon.
Also, that photo is accompanied by hearts:
Lovely Weekend in Wigan meeting my New extended Family ❤ Such happy times and excited to share my life with the most wonderful man I’ve ever met ❤
So. We looked up Brook’s new lover. And we discovered this headline about David McIntosh, for it is he:
The Metro loves a spot of sensation. So. We checked again. This time in the Independent:
That’s what you lads need to pull Kelly, a van-load of dead badgers.
But don’t be downcast. Look on. If it doesn’t work out with McIntosh, and there are no badgers left to seduce Kelly with, you can try other creatures from the family Mustelidae, such as otters, polecats, weasels and wolverines.
Posted: 28th, March 2014 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
