Fists Of Love: Kelly Osbourne Dates A Man Who Since Birth Has Had ‘Ozzy’ Written On His Knuckles
KELLY Osbourne is dating an American skater-boi called Braydon Szafranski.
Szafranski has “OZZY” tattooed on his knuckles.
Kelly’s dad is called Ozzy Osbourne. Coincidence?
No.
Says Szafranski on ESPN:
“I got that because when I was born, my dad got Black Sabbath Volume 4 to take me home from the hospital because he wanted it to be the first music I ever heard. So I’ve always been a huge fan, since the day I was born.”
As the image of inked knuckles colliding with primary sexual characteristics infests your brain, I realise that this all explains the markings on my knuckles that say ‘CAROLE’…
…and JERRY.
)
Did that work? Has the old pop music stopped the nightmares? Have the images of the dad knuckles and Kelly stopped..?
Posted: 28th, March 2014 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
