Fists Of Love: Kelly Osbourne Dates A Man Who Since Birth Has Had ‘Ozzy’ Written On His Knuckles
KELLY Osbourne is dating an American skater-boi called Braydon Szafranski.
Szafranski has “OZZY” tattooed on his knuckles.
Kelly’s dad is called Ozzy Osbourne. Coincidence?
Says Szafranski on ESPN:
“I got that because when I was born, my dad got Black Sabbath Volume 4 to take me home from the hospital because he wanted it to be the first music I ever heard. So I’ve always been a huge fan, since the day I was born.”
As the image of inked knuckles colliding with primary sexual characteristics infests your brain, I realise that this all explains the markings on my knuckles that say ‘CAROLE’…
Did that work? Has the old pop music stopped the nightmares? Have the images of the dad knuckles and Kelly stopped..?