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Fists Of Love: Kelly Osbourne Dates A Man Who Since Birth Has Had ‘Ozzy’ Written On His Knuckles

by | 28th, March 2014

kelly osbourne knuckles Fists Of Love: Kelly Osbourne Dates A Man Who Since Birth Has Had Ozzy Written On His Knuckles

 

KELLY Osbourne is dating an American skater-boi called Braydon Szafranski. 

Szafranski has “OZZY” tattooed on his knuckles.

Kelly’s dad is called Ozzy Osbourne. Coincidence?

No.

Says Szafranski on ESPN:

“I got that because when I was born, my dad got Black Sabbath Volume 4 to take me home from the hospital because he wanted it to be the first music I ever heard. So I’ve always been a huge fan, since the day I was born.”

As the image of inked knuckles colliding with primary sexual characteristics infests your brain, I realise that this all explains the markings on my knuckles that say ‘CAROLE’…

 

 

…and JERRY.

 

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Did that work? Has the old pop music stopped the nightmares? Have the images of the dad knuckles and Kelly stopped..?



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