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Liverpool Balls: Funny Foreinger Luis Suarez Is Good For A Giggle

by | 14th, April 2014

THE hacks spending their days discussing Luis Suarez have yet to create a single word as entertaining as the man himself’s actions. The racism and cheating and biting have all been terrible, just terrible. But boy has he kept us entertained.

 Luis Suarez his wife Sofia Balbi and their children, Benjamin and Delfina, arriving for Disney On Ice at the Echo Arena in Liverpool


Everything the hugely talented and unpleasant Suarez has done has been clouded by his status as filthy foreigner . He has given the elite a chance to engage in some cheap moralising about enlightened England . His fearsome bites were worse than Jermain Defoe’s nibbles . His dives are  worse than Gareth Bale’s slips. His cheating is so much worse than  Team GB’s  efforts in the cycling. When he spits , he does so because as a filthy foreigner he knows no better. But we says Gary Neville can teach him.

Neville is right. He’s English. He has to be. Doubtless he had word in the ear of his old Manchester Untied teammate Eric Cantona that flying over the advertising boards to kick a Crystal Palace supporter is not our way.

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