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Nominative Determinism: Edward Cocaine Arrested On A Drugs Charge

by | 19th, April 2014

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NOMINATIVE Determinism: An occasional look at names that describe the named. The Florida court calls drug possession suspect Edward Cocaine.
“What?” asks County Judge John “Jay” Hurley.

“My last name is Cocaine,” says Edward Cocaine.

“You know, I’d thought I’d seen it all,” says Hurley. “How many times have the police told you to step out of the car during your life?” 
“Just about every time I get pulled over,” replies jovial Mr Cocaine .  “My great-grandparents

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