Real Madrid Balls: Pepe Blows His Nose On Bayern Munich’s Thomas Muller
IN last night’s Champions’ League semi-final – in which Bayern Munich were thrashed 5-0 by Real Madrid – the Spanish team’s Pepe squirted snot at Thomas Muller. These were not trailing streamers of snot, dribbling from Pepe’s face in the emotion of victory. This was Pepe jetting snot from his nose as the side prepared for a free kick.
Revolting stuff. But Muller seems unfazed by the contagious microbe. No, not Pepe. Well, okay, yep, him, too.
Looks like Madrid really are Bayern’s – ahem – bogey team.