Prince Harry And Cressida Bonas ‘In Constant Touch’ As They Shake WIth Fear
HUZZAH! prince Harry Baseball Cap and Cressida Bonas (fnar) are back on. The Mail tells readers:
But after just three weeks apart, the pair have had a secret reunion and are now back in ‘constant touch’.
Anorak read that and saw in the mind’s eye Harry and his Bonas locked in a lightless cave on one of granny’s estates holding each other. “Oh, Harry, tell me again that I won’t be ‘the new Fergie’”, as Harry shakes with regret at not having taken up ‘golf’…