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Prince Harry And Cressida Bonas ‘In Constant Touch’ As They Shake WIth Fear

by | 18th, May 2014

$_2HUZZAH! prince Harry Baseball Cap and Cressida Bonas (fnar) are back on. The Mail tells readers:

But after just three weeks apart, the pair have had a secret reunion and are now back in ‘constant touch’.

Anorak read that and saw in the mind’s eye Harry and his Bonas locked in a lightless cave on one of granny’s estates holding each other. “Oh, Harry, tell me again that I won’t be ‘the new Fergie'”, as Harry shakes with regret at not having taken up ‘golf’…



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