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Brooklyn Beckham On Quiche, Coffee And Vicky’s Rolls Royce Bottom

by | 18th, May 2014

THE Sun can “exclusively reveal that “Brooklyn Beckham has landed a weekend job in a coffee shop”.

Teenager gets part-time job in shop is a shocker to the Sun, but comes as little surprise to we who have long known about Brooklyn’s appreciation of buns and pastries:

 

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The Sun’s story is about how normal and unaffected Brooklyn the part-time model is with fame and fortune. He’s so normal that like many famous and rich people he has his own unnamed “source” to speak on his behalf to the media:

 “Brooklyn has got the world at his fingertips and could have a life of luxury if he wanted — but the lad is not that way inclined… They’re chuffed they’re back in London too, as American children are more spoilt and that’s not what they want to instil in their own kids.”

Not being like those spoilt American kids is, presumably, why they named their son after a US landmark.

The tin lid on this PR ball is placed by Dan Wootton, who tells us:

FINALLY there’s a celebrity couple who don’t want to wrap their famous offspring in cotton wool.

It’s Burberry, actually, Dan.

David and Victoria Beckham both had to work from the bottom up to achieve their success.

Really? Because OK! tells us:

She earned the name Posh Spice as her dad used to drop her off at school in their swanky Rolls Royce which she apparently hated

Spotting Vicky’s bottom is harder than ever…

 

 



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