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10 Ways The Football Association Turned The FA Cup From Magic To Tragic

by | 19th, May 2014

THE Football Association had a rude awakening earlier this year, when chairman Greg Dyke’s blueprint for English football was unceremoniously snubbed by the powerbrokers of the Premier League.

The FA may be sidelined and neutered, but they can’t take away its heritage. For the simple reason that the FA itself has been doing the job itself.

Nowhere is this more obvious than at the FA Cup Final the jewel in the association’s crown.

Of course, the days are long gone when it was one of the few live televised games, shown simultaneously on BBC and ITV, and most of the population sat down to watch.




Nevertheless, the FA have done their best to destroy as many of its USPs as possible, and in the process they have turned this stately landmark of the sporting calendar into an event that resembles a less classy and prestigious version of the Championship play-off final.

At least this year they waited for the Premier League to finish before squeezing the match into the schedule, and kudos for playing on a Saturday for a change. But in doing so they moved it from the traditional 3pm kick-off to 5pm, and thus clashed with the infinitely more interesting La Liga climax in Barcelona.

How, then, did this year’s final stack up?


Once upon a time, fans congregated in the city and gawped at legendary sporting heroes.


Everton supporters who are in London to see their team play against Sheffield Wednesday in the Football Association Cup final at Wembley on May 14, watch World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Cassius Clay shadow box in Hyde Park, London on May 14, 1966. (AP Photo/Kemp)


Now they have their faces painted a la Alton Towers.


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Once they sported boaters and idiosyncratic home-made toppers.






Now they favour bland shop-bought jester hats.





‘Abide With Me’ was once a genuinely moving communal experience…



Now it’s a turgid X-Factor power-ballad performed by a spray-tanned celebrity who can’t even sing in tune.


Soccer - FA Cup - Final - Arsenal v Hull City - Wembley Stadium



Where once we had stylish leather balls…




…this pink monstrosity now disgraces the

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