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Katie Price: Kieran Hayler On Horsing Around With Jane Pountney’s Hatchback

by | 25th, May 2014

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KATIE Price’s third husband, Kieran ‘Loud’ Hayler tells Sun readers that he had sex with his wife’s “best pal” in her stables.

In an instant the mind turns to an image of the skin-tight stripper stood on an pile of his wife’s autobiographies behind a horse. Indeed, Hayler adds:

“We had sex standing up. It was very quick we just unzipped and did it.”

Red Rum would nod. It was ever the way with studs.

But it turns out that Hayler is not all that interesting. His mount was 49-year-old Jane Pountney, with whom he also “had sex in a pub car park”.

“In late September we arranged to meet for the first time in the car park of a country pub. I arrived in my Ford Focus after work and she arrived in her Ford Fiesta. I got in her car and we talked and kissed for about ten minutes… By the second meeting we were having oral sex. I was getting what I wanted and fed Jane what she wanted to hear.”

“Go on, girl,” he cajoles. “I can see the finish line. Attagirl.”

“From then on, the routine was usually the same. I would get into the passenger seat of Jane’s car, she would jump on top of me and we would have sex. I didn’t wear a condom because it added to the risk and my heart rate was always racing.”

And then:

“The sex usually lasted ten minutes and we didn’t take our clothes off, so I’ve never seen Jane’s boobs. Because it was winter I was coming straight from my plastering job filthy and wearing my long johns.”

And she?

“Jane’s appearance was becoming more based on Kate’s. She cloned into her and was always wearing tracksuit bottoms…”

Like Jimmy Savile…

But the stand out part of Hayler’s plaster ‘n’ tell story is not the

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