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Gwyneth Paltrow Shouts At Rice And Urinates On Hilary Clinton’s Happy Teddy: The Greatest Celebrity News Story Of All Time

by | 9th, June 2014

THIS might be the greatest celebrity news story of all time:

 

Screen shot 2014 06 09 at 10.16.02 Gwyneth Paltrow Shouts At Rice And Urinates On Hilary Clintons Happy Teddy: The Greatest Celebrity News Story Of All Time

It is not a work of parody, unless Paltrow is, for she wrote on her blog:

“I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr Emoto’s coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.”

Does she urinate on Bobby McFerrin records and Hilary Clinton’s stuffed teddy? He aide Dr Habib Sadeghi explains:

“Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto performed some of the most fascinating experiments on the effect that words have on energy in the 1990s. In his experiments, Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like ‘I hate you’ or ‘Fear’. After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallised under the microscope: It yielded grey, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like ‘I love you’ or ‘Peace’ on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.”

Careful what you say. Criticism of Paltrow is a war crime:

“You come across [comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanising thing. It’s almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanising thing, and then something is defined out of it. My hope is, as we get out of it, we’ll reach the next level of conscience.”

Next week Mr Benn asks ‘ What I ever do to hurts her?’



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