Transfer Balls: Thomas Muller Partners Toni Kroos In Manchester United Midfield
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Star stopped just short of saying that Thomas Muller has joined Manchester United. It was the Star’s sister organ, the Daily Express, that announced Mueller’s Bayern Munich’s team-mate Toni Kroos has joined United. But he hasn’t. He won’t.
As Express editor Hugh Whittow’s message to the Leveson Inquiry:
“we don’t twist anything. We just present the news of the day”
Today the Star reports:
Germany forward Thomas Muller rejects Man Utd to pen new deal at Bayern Munich
On June 8, the Star reported:
Arsenal in Vela talks, Shaqiri on Liverpool move, Muller to Man Utd
But the Star’s bullshit miners must doff their toilet rolls to The Metro, which reported back in May:
Thomas Muller ‘wants to join Louis van Gaal at Manchester United’
He wanted it so much he just signed a new contract at Bayern.
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