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Dancing Sepp Blatter Replaces Jennifer Lopez At World Cup Opening Show (Video)

by | 11th, June 2014

sepp Dancing Sepp Blatter Replaces Jennifer Lopez At World Cup Opening Show (Video)

 

SEPP Blatter shows that he is the bigger man (not in the literal sense, obv.) by ignoring the unfounded, racist and absurd news that FIFA is a mendacious, self-serving body based on greed, nepotism, corruption, more greed and still more greed by dancing.

Sepp only recently lamented the ugliness of the world that fail to notice that Qatar staging the World Cup is logical step for a country that can guarantee zero matches affected by rainfall (unless the homosexuals arrive) and represents a people who will not titter once when watching Sepp: The Movie , starring Tim Roth as the action figure-sized sports executive shuffling papers to the strains of Labi Siffre’s (Something Inside) So Strong. If they do laugh, Qatar’s football mad population (both of them) will have their favourite Indian slave put to death (no refunds!).

So. Without further ado. Here’s Sepp auditioning to replace Jennifer Lopez in the pre-World Cup show:

 

 

Previously, here’s Sepp break dancing:

 

 



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